Endless hours of working on UNIX and this is what i learnt....
Try it someday when you are really bored/frustrated in office and you need a good laugh.
Its a list of commands and actual answers that the UNIX server gives in response to them.
Apparently we aren't the only smart ones on the planet!!
$ cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
$ rm God
rm: God nonexistent
$ ar t God>>
ar: God does not exist
$ ar r God>>
ar: creating God
$ make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop
$ sleep with me
bad character
$ got a light?
No match.
$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
$ !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
$ drink bottle: cannot open>
opener: not found
:-D
until next time....
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