Wish List

My birthday is coming up, yes, again, and for all those who want to give me something, for once I'll make your life simple. You need not rack your brains like every other year to think of what to give me.

Here's my wish list.

1. 5 new, good SRK releases this year
   
2. Annihilation of all cheaters in the world, specially like the ones who con gullible young women like me
   
3. My own train on the Western Railway that doesn't leave till I board it
   
4. Books that have Titles like "How to lose 20 kgs in 2 months, & Stay That Way" or "How to get your dream job & retain it" or even better, "how to travel everyday to andheri from South bombay in 1 piece & reach office on time"
   
5. The brand new pair of spectacles that I lost within 3 days of getting them (pink; pretty; bold)
   
6. More breakfasts at Leopold's with same / similar company
   
7. A portfolio that's in the Green
   
8. Age Reversal Medicines for my parents
   

Well, doesn't that make life simple for you? Just take your pick and make me happy!

Until next time…