How to Kill 3 Hours (Alone )at Bangalore Airport

1. Walk really slowly with your luggage to the check-in counter. Like in Slow-Mo.
2. While checking in, chat with the cute guy at the counter, flirt a bit, have some fun. ( fun is a subjective word, and the people in line behind you do not think of this as fun. irritating, boring, funless people, i tell you.)
3. Go through security check, and insist that even though all your luggage is cleared, each piece be opened, and each item micro-analysed.
4. Call up people you haven't spoken to in centuries (ok fine, decades will also do) and chat like you were their best friend and they were the last person on the earth to chat with.
5. Find a nice quiet corner with a plug-point nearby, plug in your laptop, and study SAP FI/CO for upcoming test on monday. (to get ALL of the above is an achievement and takes atleast an hour to accomplish!)
6. End up listening to, word by word, the conversation that the chick sitting behind you is having with her boyfriend. (named saurabh. the boyfriend, not the chick. the chick had an awwwful day becase she had nine bags - can u imagine saurabh, i had NINE bags!! and... well, it was a long conversation)
7. Read your sisters blog, and get a slap (virtual) on your face.
8.Sit like a zombie, in shock at what you just read.

Until next time...